Somebody forgot to tell Jet magazine that Santa is white! Long before FOX News declared it a “historical fact” that Santa Claus was a Caucasian man, Jet was running an annual black Santa cover, featuring noted music and comedy celebrities. Here are 10 of our favorites, with cover appearances by Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Sherman Hemsley, Esther Rolle, Bill Cosby Richard Pryor, and more.
Top to bottom:
Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Esther Rolle, Bill Cosby, Redd Foxx, Sherman Hemsley, Richard Pryor, Emmanuel Lewis, Black Santa, Soul Santa
GOD DAMNIT. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I LIVE IN THE SHIT STATE OF TEXAS AND THAT IS ALL MY FAMILY DRINKS. THAT’S ALL THAT ANYONE DRINKS. IT TASTES LIKE SATAN’S PISS. FUCK DR. PEPPER AND FUCK TEXAS. GOD DAMN I AM DROWNING IN DR. FUCKING PISS SHIT.
DR. PEPPER DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SATANS PISS YOU DULL FUCKWITT IT’S DELICIOUS AND JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE IT DOESN’T MEAN OTHERS DON’T DAMMIT
This is actually spot on. I have been to many road trips to the east and the west and this is pretty much what I have observed.